To my adoring public...

It's rough being so well loved I tell ya. My Mommy and Daddy dote on me all day long, I have multitudes of grandparents, aunts, and uncles to spoil me and come to visit me, so it's rare I get a moment alone. Sometimes a girl just wants some privacy you know? I'd like to be able to shake my bum in private without Daddy capturing it on video. But I'm a smart cookie, I know how those darn camera things work you see. Take that Daddy.